About This Blog #4 8:00 PM

To all stalkers (those who anonymously read my blog with secret contempt):

STOP.

About This Blog #3 12:00 AM

ok, how 2 maek dis blog more positive? all I do is talk stink. es too many fuglies.

Annoying Status Message #4 11:56 PM

I am doing the opposite of what everybody thought I was going to do, only because I'm a nonconformist. Now, because you all care, and because people actually care enough to talk about me, go spread the word that I'm not doing what you all thought! ANNOYING STATUS MESSAGES

My Day #14 7:56 PM

sup

Six hours of studying. Four hours of sleep. Half a NoDoz.

Uhuh, the biology test was today. I studied for six hours straight last night until 2:00AM. Eff me for procrastinating again (Procrastinaiton Account #4). During my intense study session, I asked some upperclassmen how this biology test was going to be. Nolan told me it was 80 questions with no fill-in portion. OKay, cool.

7:20AM, I struggled to wake up. Downed a big yummy potato-ham scramble (thanks mom) and was off to school. After first period, I took the history test. Uhuh I didn't mention it before because it don matter son. I think I did pretty well for 45 minutes of studying.

After history was lunch. I asked people who had just taken the test how it was. They moved right along, mouth open, eyes droopy, pants wet. So this, in turn, made me wet myself, so I changed into the shorts I packed for tennis practice. With damp underwear I sat nervously during Spanish, thinking about the test.

k im bored now: bascially I took teh test adn it wanst dat hard and I htink I did prety well get off me

howz dat 4 a blog post, eh! :|

I Hate This #5 7:49 PM

yo wsup I haven't been playing long but I think I'm good nonetheless. hey, dude, you're twisting your wrist, that's why your hits are like that. I know what I'm talking about because I have experience and so I can patronize you. lulz u suk im bettr

WAHBOOM

Illustration #1 11:01 AM

This drawing is pretty old, but I thought I'd post it here anyway.

Annoying Status Message #3 6:19 PM

wE sH0ulD go 2 the beach, pinkberry, yogurt land, or dEl aM0 or any other place that would make me cooler by going there ! :] awwww poor someone I know ! one of my friends said something inappropriate and is apparently worth putting in my status [:

2 dO: items on agenda that make me seem academically superior to you because they aren't due for weEks . ANNOYING STATUS MESSAGES