My Day # 5 7:18 PM

Biology was actually fun today. The lecture was really thought-provoking and it incorporated a lot of drawing, which is one of my favorite hobbies that, unfortunately, I don't get to do often.

After school, Jon and I decided to skip cross country practice to finish our bot. As always, our bot fails ridiculously. Julia walked to our table to help, but Jon, Sam, and I got high off Vex metal again and she ended up taking control over the project. After removing the excess zip-ties fastened to our bot, she decided to leave and we all breathed a sigh of relief as the liberty to live our lives was restored. ^^

That's pretty much it. I indulged in a whole plate of Dragon Express. Did you know they have a high school student special that gives you a whole one-entrée plate and a drink for only five dollars? Pro.

And over the weekend I bought a bag full of mini Snickers, TWIX, Three Musketeers, and Milky Ways. I'm currently eating them at a rate of four candies per second.

Das it. Oh, and I'm probably going to post my first impressions of the new MacBook sometime soon.

My Day #4 7:47 PM

I woke up at 9:00AM today, which is two hours more than usual because it was a reverse minimum day today. But I didn't enjoy it; I kept opening my eyes and checking the time. But when I woke up, I felt pretty nice, like I had an infinite amount of time to just... be.

I carpooled with Jon H. and we came to school in our P.E. uniforms. I felt like a freshman again (lol). We walked to the tennis courts with Decker in the angry sun, and Decker + sun = drills and sweat.

During lunch, I went to the robotics lab where everyone was finishing up their Inventor parts. And I'm helping this girl, when this random dude walks up behind her and puts one hand over her eyes while she tries to guess whose sweaty palm is all over her face, and eventually her boob. She's clearly caught by surprise and doesn't like it, so I push the guy away from her, but he persists on feeling her up. I shove him away again and he says:

" OH SORRY FOR COCKBLOCKING! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A PIMP! "

Ionowhat to say.

Anyway, after school, my team and I started building our bot. We got basically nothing done because Thuan, Jon, and I were high off Vex metal fumes. We sat around giggling while playing with tank treads and bumper switches. In essence, WE SCREWED.

So now I have a merciless amount of homework for procrastinating so much--I have En

ill do it l8r

My Day #3 9:14 PM

PSAT! It wasn't too hard, but it had a handful of questions that made me want to give up on life. :D

After a basically free period (la clase de español) and a lifetime long biology class, my team and I "attended" the robotics meeting after school. Our Vex parts were being fetched by some students, so we just played basketball for an hour. We played a game of sophomores + Europe Yerab and Austin. Iono why I stuck him (stick your dick brick)... He finally noticed I was guarding him halfway through the game. He didn't mind; one shove and I was already on the ground.

When the parts came, I still did nothing. And I'm usually the one who does things and tells my group members (except Kevin Hsu) to get back to work.

So basically, I wasted all my time on this "game" called Real Life 2004, whose title alone contradicts its existence. Wooo! I get to go to school! Virtually, of course.

I was a newborn Korean female named Seung-Yoo. Ionowhat to do, so in the hospital of my real life, I pressed a button that I, at the time of my infant intelligence score of 1, didn't know was labeled "age a year." So, in a snap, I was a year older.

In thirty minutes, I experienced so many tragedies that just came and went:

Your father has ringworms.

Okay.

Your mother is diabetic.

Okay.

You have AIDS.

How the hell?! click. Okay.

Your father died from congestive heart failure at the age of 36.

What?! Oh my God! This is terrible! 

Your mother has lung cancer.

What did I do to deserve this?!

Your mother has died from lung cancer at the age of 38.

File > Quit.

Terrible! But so addicting...

On the way home from school, I couldn't help but take a picture of the sky (pardon my nonballer camera). Someone accidentally splattered cotton whitewash on the sky and hastily brushed it across the orange firmament:

When I got home, I ate McDonald's for dinner again. Supersize me. After having a heart attack, my family and I took a trip down to the Apple store! We bought my brother his brand new and fresh aluminum MacBook for kawlij. And when he comes home this weekend, Ima record him opening it. Yes, I savor the sounds and smells of unboxing new tech.

In front of the Apple Store in Manhattan Beach

So that's basically it. Don't get too bored reading this.

My Day #2 7:35 PM

Today was okay. I played tennis with Niti, Jessica, and Chinedu. Fun?

After, I asked Noreen for her graph for math class during lunch. I questioned her scaling because in biology, both axes must be equidistant to each other. So... when I was pointing this out, I received a number of responses, including these:

"IT DOESN'T MATTER, DICK!"

"THAT'S ONLY IN BIO!"

"If you don't like my graph, then I guess you don't want it!"

I had the girls +  tall people yelling at me at all directions. They were vilifying* me and saying I was criticizing her graph. I just was trying to ease my qualms about the scales. A graph? There's nothing more worthy of getting heated over than the scales of a graph. I was kinda pissed so I went to the bathrooms and cried in the stalls for 30 minutes.

Just kidding. I went to the counseling center like the nerdy freshman who play Halo every second of their free time.

So basically, PSATs are tomorrow, and I need to study a little bit. I was studying the PSAT packet during yearbook and everyone was making fun of me (lol). Sai told me to flirt with girls. Girls? PSSSHHHHH.

It's really nice to not do anything. I probably have a bunch of homework due Thursday that I'm willingly not remembering. Expect to see "Procrastination Account #2" tomorrow. Hopefully not ;D 

Ima finally sleep the full eight hours tonight. 

Look, Ma! I'm normal! (sobs)

My Day #1 5:41 PM

Ughh... I was so tired today. But I can't really feel it right now. I guess I'm too tired to be tired.

But I'm really glad I got the Spanish newspaper project and the biology test outta the way. And I only found out that there was a Spanish unit test at lunch... I spent too much time on the newspaper that I forgot about it :\ But it wasn't that bad.

After I finished the Spanish test, I turned it in without drawing my usual interpretation of Black Danial's face on the back:

" If you sock me, you're dead. "

So I took a ten minute nap, engraving my face with the texture of my thermal, then studied a little for biology, which was starting in five minutes.

I walked in, scervous (scared + nervous), picked up my scantron and coversheet. Then Fiedler went on and on about how to place a piece of paper on top of another. Seems like you can't even inhale in that class without going over a 90-minute lecture about proper oxygen intake techniques.

But the test wasn't all that bad. She gave us pro mazes to solve when we were done, and Julia and Princess had a massive case of OCD when they were working on it.

Yup. Das it. "High school is such a serious thing; these problems matter..."

for steven: I lost my virginity today!

+ HEROES tonight!