"HI! I'M NOT SINGLE SO I LIKE TO TELL GUYS TO BACK OFF GUYS AS IF I'M ATTRACTIVE AND DON'T USE 20 POUNDS OF MAKEUP. I LIKE TO POST PICTURES OF ME NOT SMILING ON MYSPACE BECAUSE IT REFLECTS MY INNER SELF AND BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I CAN LOOK DECENT IN A PICTURE IS IF I DON'T SMILE, AND EVEN THOUGH MYSPACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU, I SAY 'DON'T JUDGE ME BASED ON MYSPACE, JUDGE ME ON WHO I AM' WHICH IS TOTALLY POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL THINK I'M A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG ANYWAY FOR SAYING THAT. I LIKE TO SAY I HATE DRAMA EVEN THOUGH I'M ALWAYS AROUND IT. I LIKE TO BE PRETENTIOUS ABOUT ART, POLITICS, SCHOOL, AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. THE WAY I FIGHT PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME IS THROUGH PETTY, MEAN-GIRLS, MIDDLE-SCHOOL TACTICS IN WHICH I INDOCTRINATE ALL MY FRIENDS TO HATE MY ENEMIES. I LIKE TO PASSIVELY CONDESCEND MY COLLEAGUES AND FEEL SUPERIOR TO THEM THOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO JUSTIFY SAID BEHAVIOR. I LIKE TO FEEL SUPERIOR IN MY ACADEMIC SKILLS AND BRAG ABOUT THEM THOUGH THEY DO NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. I LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW BAD AND ANNOYING MY DAD IS WHEN I'M STILL A CONFUSED, ANGSTY TEENAGER WHO CAN'T GET ALONG WITH ANYONE BECAUSE I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH HORMONES AND CHANGES. I LIKE TO BE LOUD AND LAUGH CONSTANTLY AT THINGS THAT AREN'T FUNNY. I LIKE TO MURDER SOMETHING FUNNY UNTIL ITS SOUL IS OBLITERATED. I LIKE ALWAYS LIKE TO INSINUATE THAT SOMEONE IS WRONG, BUT I'LL NEVER SAY IT TO THEIR FACE--I'LL JUST KEEP A SMILE ON MY FACE AND THEN TALK TO YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK LATER. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. WHEN I'M WRONG, I'LL JUST LAUGH. I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'M HOT. I GET A LOT OF BOYS NUMBERS. I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE'S NAMES. I'M IMPORTANT! I LIKE TO HANG AROUND EVERYONE AND BE POPULAR. I LIKE TO DISRESPECT MY CLASSMATES. I LIKE TO YELL AT THEM AND TELL THEM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I AM SOMEBODY. I'M THE FAKEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE WILL KNOW MY PERSONALITY BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE AND I DON'T SERVE MUCH OF A PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING AROUND A LOT OF PEOPLE AND LAUGHING LIKE A TRANSVESTITE GASPING FOR AIR. I SUCCEED AT MAKING PEOPLE'S BLOOD BOIL. I'M A PRETENTIOUS, PONTIFICATING, FAKE, CONTENTIOUS, SELF-IMPORTANT, MELODRAMATIC, CONDESCENDING, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, BOY-CRAZY, SELF-CONSCIOUS, OBJECTIFYING, USING, GOSSIPING, TWO-FACED, BEHIND-PEOPLE'S-BACK-TALKING, ANNOYINGLY LAUGHING, SELF-ABSORBED, DISRESPECTING, WANNABE EMO, MYSPACE WHORING BAD PERSON DEMON SPAWN FROM THE DEPTHS OF WORTHLESS HELL STINKING PILE OF COW DUNG, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, AND THE ONE PERSON YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE, HEAR, FEEL, TALK TO, SMELL, OR BE IN THE PRESENCE OF BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU BY MAKING YOUR BLOOD BOIL, MAKING YOU KILL YOURSELF, OR JUST BY MY EXISTENCE ALONE."
Thursday, April 9, 2009
I Hate This #4
Normally this wouldn't be posted, but I'm doing it for the members of the "club" EXCLUSIVE REFERENCE don't get mad reader, plz.
"HI! I'M NOT SINGLE SO I LIKE TO TELL GUYS TO BACK OFF GUYS AS IF I'M ATTRACTIVE AND DON'T USE 20 POUNDS OF MAKEUP. I LIKE TO POST PICTURES OF ME NOT SMILING ON MYSPACE BECAUSE IT REFLECTS MY INNER SELF AND BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I CAN LOOK DECENT IN A PICTURE IS IF I DON'T SMILE, AND EVEN THOUGH MYSPACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU, I SAY 'DON'T JUDGE ME BASED ON MYSPACE, JUDGE ME ON WHO I AM' WHICH IS TOTALLY POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL THINK I'M A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG ANYWAY FOR SAYING THAT. I LIKE TO SAY I HATE DRAMA EVEN THOUGH I'M ALWAYS AROUND IT. I LIKE TO BE PRETENTIOUS ABOUT ART, POLITICS, SCHOOL, AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. THE WAY I FIGHT PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME IS THROUGH PETTY, MEAN-GIRLS, MIDDLE-SCHOOL TACTICS IN WHICH I INDOCTRINATE ALL MY FRIENDS TO HATE MY ENEMIES. I LIKE TO PASSIVELY CONDESCEND MY COLLEAGUES AND FEEL SUPERIOR TO THEM THOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO JUSTIFY SAID BEHAVIOR. I LIKE TO FEEL SUPERIOR IN MY ACADEMIC SKILLS AND BRAG ABOUT THEM THOUGH THEY DO NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. I LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW BAD AND ANNOYING MY DAD IS WHEN I'M STILL A CONFUSED, ANGSTY TEENAGER WHO CAN'T GET ALONG WITH ANYONE BECAUSE I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH HORMONES AND CHANGES. I LIKE TO BE LOUD AND LAUGH CONSTANTLY AT THINGS THAT AREN'T FUNNY. I LIKE TO MURDER SOMETHING FUNNY UNTIL ITS SOUL IS OBLITERATED. I LIKE ALWAYS LIKE TO INSINUATE THAT SOMEONE IS WRONG, BUT I'LL NEVER SAY IT TO THEIR FACE--I'LL JUST KEEP A SMILE ON MY FACE AND THEN TALK TO YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK LATER. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. WHEN I'M WRONG, I'LL JUST LAUGH. I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'M HOT. I GET A LOT OF BOYS NUMBERS. I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE'S NAMES. I'M IMPORTANT! I LIKE TO HANG AROUND EVERYONE AND BE POPULAR. I LIKE TO DISRESPECT MY CLASSMATES. I LIKE TO YELL AT THEM AND TELL THEM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I AM SOMEBODY. I'M THE FAKEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE WILL KNOW MY PERSONALITY BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE AND I DON'T SERVE MUCH OF A PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING AROUND A LOT OF PEOPLE AND LAUGHING LIKE A TRANSVESTITE GASPING FOR AIR. I SUCCEED AT MAKING PEOPLE'S BLOOD BOIL. I'M A PRETENTIOUS, PONTIFICATING, FAKE, CONTENTIOUS, SELF-IMPORTANT, MELODRAMATIC, CONDESCENDING, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, BOY-CRAZY, SELF-CONSCIOUS, OBJECTIFYING, USING, GOSSIPING, TWO-FACED, BEHIND-PEOPLE'S-BACK-TALKING, ANNOYINGLY LAUGHING, SELF-ABSORBED, DISRESPECTING, WANNABE EMO, MYSPACE WHORING BAD PERSON DEMON SPAWN FROM THE DEPTHS OF WORTHLESS HELL STINKING PILE OF COW DUNG, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, AND THE ONE PERSON YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE, HEAR, FEEL, TALK TO, SMELL, OR BE IN THE PRESENCE OF BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU BY MAKING YOUR BLOOD BOIL, MAKING YOU KILL YOURSELF, OR JUST BY MY EXISTENCE ALONE."
"HI! I'M NOT SINGLE SO I LIKE TO TELL GUYS TO BACK OFF GUYS AS IF I'M ATTRACTIVE AND DON'T USE 20 POUNDS OF MAKEUP. I LIKE TO POST PICTURES OF ME NOT SMILING ON MYSPACE BECAUSE IT REFLECTS MY INNER SELF AND BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I CAN LOOK DECENT IN A PICTURE IS IF I DON'T SMILE, AND EVEN THOUGH MYSPACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU, I SAY 'DON'T JUDGE ME BASED ON MYSPACE, JUDGE ME ON WHO I AM' WHICH IS TOTALLY POINTLESS BECAUSE EVERYBODY WILL THINK I'M A COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG ANYWAY FOR SAYING THAT. I LIKE TO SAY I HATE DRAMA EVEN THOUGH I'M ALWAYS AROUND IT. I LIKE TO BE PRETENTIOUS ABOUT ART, POLITICS, SCHOOL, AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. THE WAY I FIGHT PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME IS THROUGH PETTY, MEAN-GIRLS, MIDDLE-SCHOOL TACTICS IN WHICH I INDOCTRINATE ALL MY FRIENDS TO HATE MY ENEMIES. I LIKE TO PASSIVELY CONDESCEND MY COLLEAGUES AND FEEL SUPERIOR TO THEM THOUGH I HAVE NOTHING TO JUSTIFY SAID BEHAVIOR. I LIKE TO FEEL SUPERIOR IN MY ACADEMIC SKILLS AND BRAG ABOUT THEM THOUGH THEY DO NOT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. I LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW BAD AND ANNOYING MY DAD IS WHEN I'M STILL A CONFUSED, ANGSTY TEENAGER WHO CAN'T GET ALONG WITH ANYONE BECAUSE I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH HORMONES AND CHANGES. I LIKE TO BE LOUD AND LAUGH CONSTANTLY AT THINGS THAT AREN'T FUNNY. I LIKE TO MURDER SOMETHING FUNNY UNTIL ITS SOUL IS OBLITERATED. I LIKE ALWAYS LIKE TO INSINUATE THAT SOMEONE IS WRONG, BUT I'LL NEVER SAY IT TO THEIR FACE--I'LL JUST KEEP A SMILE ON MY FACE AND THEN TALK TO YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK LATER. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT. WHEN I'M WRONG, I'LL JUST LAUGH. I LIKE TO THINK THAT I'M HOT. I GET A LOT OF BOYS NUMBERS. I KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE'S NAMES. I'M IMPORTANT! I LIKE TO HANG AROUND EVERYONE AND BE POPULAR. I LIKE TO DISRESPECT MY CLASSMATES. I LIKE TO YELL AT THEM AND TELL THEM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I AM SOMEBODY. I'M THE FAKEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE WILL KNOW MY PERSONALITY BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE AND I DON'T SERVE MUCH OF A PURPOSE OTHER THAN BEING AROUND A LOT OF PEOPLE AND LAUGHING LIKE A TRANSVESTITE GASPING FOR AIR. I SUCCEED AT MAKING PEOPLE'S BLOOD BOIL. I'M A PRETENTIOUS, PONTIFICATING, FAKE, CONTENTIOUS, SELF-IMPORTANT, MELODRAMATIC, CONDESCENDING, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, BOY-CRAZY, SELF-CONSCIOUS, OBJECTIFYING, USING, GOSSIPING, TWO-FACED, BEHIND-PEOPLE'S-BACK-TALKING, ANNOYINGLY LAUGHING, SELF-ABSORBED, DISRESPECTING, WANNABE EMO, MYSPACE WHORING BAD PERSON DEMON SPAWN FROM THE DEPTHS OF WORTHLESS HELL STINKING PILE OF COW DUNG, FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING, AND THE ONE PERSON YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE, HEAR, FEEL, TALK TO, SMELL, OR BE IN THE PRESENCE OF BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU BY MAKING YOUR BLOOD BOIL, MAKING YOU KILL YOURSELF, OR JUST BY MY EXISTENCE ALONE."
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2 comments:
"LAUGHING LIKE A TRANSVESTITE GASPING FOR AIR" I don't understand how you come up with these things, but they sound just about right.
That was beautiful, especially because I know who you're talking about.
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